Listen I Want To Be Invited. But I'm Not Coming.

Because Showing Up is Half the Battle

Let your napkins do the talking. These hilarious cocktail napkins are the perfect addition to any gathering — whether you actually want to be there or not. Stack them out at your next party and watch your guests crack up before they even take a sip.

Why You Need These

• Guaranteed laughs — the perfect icebreaker for cocktail parties, girls' nights, and holiday get-togethers
• Great gift — tuck a pack into a hostess gift bag or pair with a bottle of wine for an instant hit
• Quality you can feel — 3-ply paper for a sturdy, premium feel
• 25 napkins per pack — plenty to keep the party going

Details

• Material: 100% paper
• Ply: 3-ply
• Count: 25 napkins per pack